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Made to Be Bought in Twos
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Two on a Sofa

Matching pairs, mismatched characters, and the moment the second one arrives.

Deep-Pile Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Hood That Holds Its Shape
Front Pocket, Full Length
Centimetres, Not Vanity Labels
Machine Washable at 30
Deep-Pile Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Hood That Holds Its Shape
Front Pocket, Full Length
Centimetres, Not Vanity Labels
Machine Washable at 30
Deep-Pile Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Hood That Holds Its Shape
Front Pocket, Full Length
Centimetres, Not Vanity Labels
Machine Washable at 30
Deep-Pile Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Hood That Holds Its Shape
Front Pocket, Full Length
Centimetres, Not Vanity Labels
Machine Washable at 30
Deep-Pile Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Hood That Holds Its Shape
Front Pocket, Full Length
Centimetres, Not Vanity Labels
Machine Washable at 30
Deep-Pile Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Hood That Holds Its Shape
Front Pocket, Full Length
Centimetres, Not Vanity Labels
Machine Washable at 30

Four Things Worth Knowing First.

The honest version, before you pick two characters and two sizes.

Why One Size Covers Two People

The cut is oversized by design rather than by accident, which is why a couple a head apart in height can often take the same size and both look right. It is the single decision that makes a pair orderable without asking anybody anything — and asking is what ruins a surprise.

Where That Stops Being True

At the edges. If one of you sits well outside the height range for a size, order two different sizes rather than hoping — the guide below has the numbers. We would rather tell you that now than have half a pair come back.

The Fleece Is Where the Money Went

Buy two of something cheap and you own two things nobody wears. Deep-pile fleece with genuine weight is what turns a pair into a habit instead of a single photograph, and it is the least visible decision on this page.

Why We Will Not Quote a Number

Plenty of listings print a fabric weight in grams. We are not publishing one until the supplier confirms it in writing, because a figure we cannot stand behind is worth less than none at all. Judge it when it arrives, and send it back if it is not what we said.

The real reason

Nobody Stops at One.

One arrives. It gets worn that evening. The other person on the sofa is cold, vocal about it, and within a fortnight there is a second order — then at Christmas there are four, because the siblings want in.

That pattern is so consistent we stopped treating the second one as an upsell and built the whole brand around it.

Fits your actual day

Two Creatures Beats Two of the Same.

Matching pyjama sets are twee and everybody knows it. Two different creatures on one sofa is a completely different picture — funnier, less coordinated, and considerably more likely to get sent to people.

Same silhouette, same fleece, different face. That is the only thing that changes between characters, which is also why the size you learn once holds for every one of them.

Out of the box

Order Both Without Asking Anyone.

The roomy cut means you can buy for somebody else on their height alone. We measured our own samples flat with a tape and published the centimetres with a height range, so you are working from numbers rather than a photograph.

And if one of the two turns out wrong, you do not send both back. Tell us the height and we send the right one out.

A gift that means it

The Joint Present That Actually Lands.

Most joint presents are either dull or something only one of the two people wanted, and everybody in the room can tell within about four seconds.

Two of these solves it in one move. Funny on opening, worn constantly afterwards, and it produces the photograph before anybody has thought to ask for one.

  • 5 stars: 13 (62%)
  • 4 stars: 5 (24%)
  • 3 stars: 3 (14%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Cordell King

I recommend getting it one size larger, or two sizes larger if you're tall; i love it—great quality.

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Tien Pollich

👍👍👍

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Donnell Mueller

My son is very happy!

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Camelia Schoen

The Blumpzy

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Jefferey Rosenbaum

The Blumpzy

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Galen Wuckert

My daughter keeps asking me about this pajama non stop and finally i found and it’s good price, she is 5.2 and i ordered size m. she can use this for halloween also)

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Ron O'Connell

The Blumpzy

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Princess Olson

Excellent 🫶🇵🇦

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Terri Jenkins

Surprisingly, the comb is missing and even though I ordered an XL size, it only goes down just below my knees (I'm 1.75m tall).

Apart from that, it is as described, but the mouth is not exactly made of the same material as shown in the photos.

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Perry Gutkowski

It’s very good quality, especially for the price. i was a little unsure at first, especially with multiple variations of this specific onesie other places, but i can say with certainty this is a good one! though, there was a weird stain when i received it, but with a soak cycle with detergent it came off. the item smells like how you’d expect it to coming from a factory across the sea, but i don’t think it’s anything to worry about

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Arlyne Dietrich

Size is a bit small, i ordered the biggest one for a 1.7m woman and it fit perfectly. be aware that it's very hot in it, so only good during the winter

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David Hagenes

It's very cool but a bit small. I ordered size M for a 13-year-old child and it fits well but it's neither wide nor long enough. Order a size up.

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Christoper Bosco

Really beautiful, high-quality fabrics.

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Maryjane Collins

Very fast delivery and to your door.

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Tabitha Wunsch

Very fast delivery and to your door.

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Alvaro Wilderman

The suits are on the short side. The legs reach up to the knees.

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Clifton Vandervort

The suits are on the short side, the legs reach up to the knees.

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Tonette Corwin

Just like picture, only thing is you cant see only through the mouth

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Douglas O'Keefe

Just like picture, only thing is you cant see only through the mouth

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Wilfred Hahn

Perfect, fits well

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Tawnya Jenkins

This product was amazing my son loved it. he would enjoy another one!

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