One cut that fits both of you · measurements in centimetres

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Just One.

Heavyweight fleece, cut oversized enough that it fits two quite different people without anyone measuring anything. Different characters, so a pair is two creatures rather than a duplicate.
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Fits Both of You

Oversized unisex cut, one size apart

Two Creatures, Not Two Copies

Pick a different character each

Heavy in the Hand

Deep-pile fleece, not brushed knit

Buy Without Asking

Real centimetres and a height range

Easy Size Swaps

Wrong size? Tell us the height

Two on a Sofa

Matching pairs arguing about what to watch — filmed by the people wearing them.

The Single Is the Sample. The Set Is the Product.

One person in a Blumpzy is warm. Two is a photograph, and it happens within a fortnight either way.

Worldwide Delivery

We ship worldwide. Rates and times shown at checkout.

30-Day Money-Back

Either one wrong? Send it back, we refund it.

Swap a Size Free

Tell us their height and we will send the right one.

Made to Be Bought in Twos
Heavyweight Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Measurements in Centimetres
Free Size Swaps
Original Characters
Made to Be Bought in Twos
Heavyweight Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Measurements in Centimetres
Free Size Swaps
Original Characters
Made to Be Bought in Twos
Heavyweight Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Measurements in Centimetres
Free Size Swaps
Original Characters
Made to Be Bought in Twos
Heavyweight Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Measurements in Centimetres
Free Size Swaps
Original Characters
Made to Be Bought in Twos
Heavyweight Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Measurements in Centimetres
Free Size Swaps
Original Characters
Made to Be Bought in Twos
Heavyweight Fleece
Oversized Unisex Cut
Measurements in Centimetres
Free Size Swaps
Original Characters

Built to Be Bought in Twos.

Four decisions that came from noticing almost nobody stops at one.

One Cut, Two Bodies

Cut oversized enough that a couple a head apart in height can wear the same size and both look right. That is the whole reason a pair works — you do not need anybody's measurements, and you do not need to ask a question that ruins the surprise.

Two Creatures, Not Two of the Same

Every character shares the silhouette and the fleece — only the face changes. So a pair is two different creatures on one sofa rather than a set of matching pyjamas, which is a considerably better photograph and a considerably less twee one.

Weight Is Why They Both Keep Wearing It

Deep-pile fleece with real heft rather than the thin brushed knit that goes bobbly by February. Buy two of something cheap and you have two things nobody wears. The fabric is what turns a pair into a habit instead of a photograph.

Wrong Size? We Fix It, Not You

Most of these orders include a garment for somebody who is not in the room. So we measured our own samples flat, published the centimetres with a height range, and if one of the two is wrong you tell us the height and we send the right one out.

The real reason

The Second Order Always Comes.

Somebody buys one for themselves, wears it for an evening, and the other person on the sofa spends the whole night saying they are cold and it is not fair. Within a fortnight there is a second order.

That happened often enough that we stopped treating the second one as an upsell and built the brand around it instead.

Fits your actual day

You Do Not Need Their Measurements.

Buying clothing for somebody else is normally a gamble, and asking what size they are ruins the surprise and occasionally the evening.

The cut is roomy enough that two people a head apart wear the same size and both look right. That one design decision is what makes a pair something you can order without a conversation.

Out of the box

Two Boxes, One Sofa.

Pick two characters, take your normal size for both, done. They arrive together, go on over whatever either of you was already wearing, and that is the entire process.

Machine wash at thirty. Wash them together and they will both still look right in March, which is more than most matching sets manage.

A gift that means it

The Joint Present That Actually Works.

Joint presents are hard. Most are either boring or something only one of the two people wanted, and everybody in the room knows it.

Two creatures on one sofa solves it in a single move. It is funny, it gets worn constantly, and it produces the photograph before anybody has asked for one — which is why it is the thing people come back for.

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